- Parent: Why don't you come socialize with the family?
- Me: *sits with family*
- Me: *gets insulted by entire family*
- Me: *goes back to bedroom*
i may not be the best person in the world but at least i’ve never been the asshole who sticks gum to the undersides of tables and chairs
rare footage of Taylor Swift, Perez Hilton and Jennifer Lawrence admitting to be satanists and a part of the Illuminati
[12 year old kid from the 50s who plays baseball voice] why i oughta